sierratred:

Best of Crowley

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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xshellysavestheday xwe should do that the next time lämmche looks at us like she wants to beat me to death
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"Well, you want my sympathy? Because you’re just a 17 year old little girl and this is all too much for you to handle. Well get over it."

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↳ ‘With all my Heart’ 61/65

↳ ‘With all my Heart’ 61/65

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654,295 plays

happygalsmiley:

certified-fangirl:

rammsteinbitch:

malsherlocktyrion:

maliciousmastermind:

2pondsandariver:

lovelynobody00:

sherlocksmercenary:

accio-who-lock:

mycroftknowsbetter:

Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it

I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward. 

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“Oh god…”

At first I was all:

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But then:

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE

Mother of god.

Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG

This is hilarious

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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

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redhairandabluebox:

my new response to “hey so what’re you going to do now?/what’re you planning for your future?” will be a Welcome to Night Vale quote:

"Death, presumably. With some stuff before that."

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dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

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raggedypaperman:

tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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